At Comic Con I am browsing a booth when I look up and notice Jon Arbuckle signing comics at a…
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Following my graduation from NYU Law School, I spent four years in the Air Force Judge Advocate General Corps; conducting…
MUSHROOM KINGDOM – After working nonstop for what felt like years, course guard and cloud rider Lakitu finally took a…
According to a new study analyzing over 500 scary movies, researchers have concluded that the key to avoiding dying at…
Day 1 Well, this blows chunks. Here I am, less than a year old, and Mother gone. Fuckin’ Man. Not…
[The morning after Andy Dufresne’s escape attempt. Roll call. He still has not emerged from his cell.] GUARD CAPTAIN HADLEY:…
Eat shit and die. We are going to body swap you and your teenage daughter, and then force her to…
“Blue Pomodoro” “Belgrade” “That Basement is Where I Live” “Hurricane Sandy (Lady Be Good)” “Big, Big Piano” “Heart Attack Lounge”…
Below you will find some helpful tips on how to not be hacked to pieces by a loved one, an…
Ed note: Robot Butt has partnered with ChatGPT and Northrop-Grumman to present Robot Bott, our new, unpaid AI writer. Please…