Thanks to my years of playing football and running my fair share of marathons, I’ve finally accepted that I’ve got…
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WASHINGTON – Local film major and most annoying guy to meet at a social event Clyde Wilson has reported that…
Bond: So, the Americans have wet the bed again. M: I’m afraid so, 007. They’re calling it “SignalGate.” Bond: If…
Movie goers are flocking in droves to the new film appropriately titled “Too Dark and Incredibly Quiet.” “Too Dark and…
These upcoming film projects have been approved by the white house and will receive full funding. It is time to…
Here are our picks for the major category winners of the 2025 Academy Awards. We expect them to all be…
An audience of townspeople has gathered around a raised platform at the public square. A band of Troubadour musicians begins…
SOMEWHERE WITHOUT PHONE SIGNAL – Local rest stop mechanic (and seemingly only person to exist for a hundred miles) Gus…
“Flirted with a man sitting next to me on the tube yesterday. Finally he woke up.” “The price of Metamucil…
It was a dream come true: a new house? No, a new mansion! And after the year we had, we…