“Look at that dog tied up outside the bodega… isn’t it cute? What if we kidnapped it? Nah! I’m just kidding. I don’t want to take care of a dog. Not that I’m not a dog person … I love dogs. But there’s so much stuff involved with taking care of a dog: walks for exercise, walks for the bathroom, picking up their poo by hand, paying for their food, the vet, toys. Plus, who can find the time to take care of a dog in the first place? Definitely not the guy who owns that dog. I bet his owner SUCKS. Probably…
Author: Wilson Conkwright
Wilson Conkwright
Wilson Conkwright was born in a small Kentucky town (much like George Clooney, Muhammed Ali, or Abraham Lincoln), but has since moved to Brooklyn where he lives, writes, and acts out now. Twitter / IG: @crunkwright.