We will back to our usual hours this Wednesday, March 4th, when we will have our open mic night. 12 INSANE Dayton locals will take the stage at 8:00 P.M. at the Annoyance theater in Chicago. Get your tickets now to see one of the most set-dressed and punk rock comedy shows Chicago has to offer!
Author: Walt Braley
Walt Braley
Walt Braley is an editor for the site you're reading right now. He took up comedy after being unmasked and forced to retire comically early in his luchador wrestling career.
The show is a breakneck character showcase where two performers portray 12 different psychos that are going to make the absolute most of the 2 minutes of stage time they’ve been given. Get your tickets now to see one of the most high-effort and experimental comedy shows Chicago has to offer!
Last weekend, I went to beautiful and terrifying Daytona Beach, Florida for arguably the biggest NASCAR race weekend of the year. My trip was exciting, shocking, and informative. Here’s a breakdown of all the important life lessons I learned! When Kyle Busch has already won the pole position for Sunday’s 500, he has no reason to try to win the Duel on Thursday night This is obvious and every race fan knows it. In fact, it would be really stupid for a budding race fan from out of town to bet money on him to win the duel. It would…
Cute puns? Affirmations? Genuinely sweet admittances of affection? YAWN! Those cards couldn’t be more boring, vague, and inefficient. That’s why we’re starting a card printing service that uses every inch of blank space to convey EXACTLY what you need to say to your partner and nothing else. The only words on the card with be the message you need delivered, and maybe the answer to whatever you think their first question will be after they read that message. To clarify, this is serious. If you order and put in a funny personal message or inside joke, your order will be…
Tomorrow is the Super Bowl, an important football game. We’re almost certainly going to do a post about it. Probably something like “10 Ways To Guarantee You Never Have To Host A Super Bowl Party At Your Apartment Or See Anyone Who Attended This Year’s Ever Again.” Because of this, I went to Canva to find a simple Super Bowl watch party graphic that I could slightly alter and use as our header image, as I often do. For example, here’s one I didn’t change other than adding our little guy, that I found very funny because it is SO…
These Winter events are some of the most popular around the entire world, and yet, they get no respect from the olympic committee. Snowball Fighting It’s time. We all want to see an absolute mammoth of a man hurl a ball of soft snow so hard that they make them wear helmets at the next Winter Olympics. Shoveling The Driveway Whichever athlete is able to safely pull out a 2016 Nissan Rogue first wins. Funniest Snowman Sure, we could just have “snowman building,” but do you really want to tune in to see countries make pitch perfect snowmen? No, you…
Here is a normal cartoon about old-school alarm clocks.
We love making lists up around here, but sometimes it’s actually easier to just put a bunch of real stuff on one and be done for day. Groundhog Day is for sure of those times. Gobbler’s Knob Is A Real Place Actually Named That People already know this but I am never not going to write out “Gobbler’s Knob.” Phil Is A Being Of Cosmic Horror Beyond Our Understanding? The cult-like organization (they call themselves the “Inner Circle”) running the event claims Phil the groundhog is the exact same groundhog that predicted the weather at the first Groundhog Day back…
LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOO! IT’S THE BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR, BOYS! My place. 56′ Inch Plasma. We’re tuning in to Gobbler’s Knob to find out if that fat rat is giving us an early spring or making me do something drastic. Wear your “Spring” or “Winter” jerseys, but just know things can and will get heated (Derek, looking at you Winter-head). We got a whole yeti cooler this year (Tanner got us a freakin’ deal at his Ace Hardware) and you know that thing will be filled to the brim with Coors. As always, we’ll be dishing out shots to anyone…
It would be difficult to find anything teenage boys cared more about from the years 2007 to 2010 than the hit video game Modern Warfare 2 or Zack Snyder’s ultra-violent action film 300. I was 13 when these two pieces of media were establishing that there should be a criterion collection for “stuff 8th graders want their parents to let them watch/play.” I had recently gotten access to Xbox Live after begging with the release of Gears of War in 2006. I spent most evenings playing Call of Duty with friends and randoms, using my headset to call out tactical…