ME: Hey there! Happy Monday! Just following up on the new employee hardware set-up. It should have been processed Friday. TECH: Morning! Just checked. Looks like the system rejected the username choice. ME: Oh? That’s strange. What was it? TECH: Looks like “InMyPants1234” was put into the system but HR flagged it. ME: Yikes. Well, we need the new guy up and running today. So, what do we do? TECH: No worries, we asked for a new username. Looks like it was just sent in. ME: Great, what’s the new one? I’ll add it to our distribution list. TECH: “SwipeRightChad69.” —– ME: Hi…
Author: Topher Cusumano & Stacy Stevenson
Topher Cusumano & Stacy Stevenson
Stacy Stevenson is a hard-working boss lady with the best name alliteration this side of Toledo. Stacy lives in Ashtabula, Ohio and moonlights as a veritable cornucopia of wit and sarcasm to her mildly tolerant family. Follow me @TheRealStacyES on Twitter. Topher Cusumano is a full-time writer and part-time teen witch from Brooklyn, NY. TheatreScene.net wrote that his dark comedy The Cult Play “recalls the biting satire of Paddy Chayefsky’s Network.” His writing has been featured on Hornet Stories, Pink Canoe, and Robot Butt. Follow him on Twitter @TophCus.