Welcome to Starbucks, where we encourage you to try our Vanilla Sweet Cream Nitro Cold Brew, our Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino and especially our Almond Milk Honey Flat White Blonde Espresso. Our handcrafted beverages, made by the finest sixteen-year-old baristas the world has ever seen, are fresh, refreshing and ethically sourced. Unfortunately for us though, they’re also naturally full of fiber and bound to give you that stimulating urge to defecate, making our job that much more difficult. Instead of crafting the latest and greatest latte foam art, our baristas, who are also trained to misspell your name, now have…
Author: Shay Meinecke
Shay Meinecke
Shay Meinecke moved to LA after working abroad as a journalist for 7 years in South Korea and Germany. Now that he's back in the US, he's decided to pursue his passion of writing comedy articles so that he can utterly and completely embarrass himself, or at least make someone laugh.