Ever wondered if Ted Cruz won any of his high school’s ‘Most Likely To…’ superlatives? Of course, you have! Well, we dug up the voting results from his old yearbook—and Ted cleaned up. Take a look… Most likely to lose his virginity to a woman who shouldn’t be inflated over 25 PSI: TED CRUZ Most likely to build up a tolerance to pepper spray: TED CRUZ Most likely to tell a date that pig skin is the closest thing to human flesh if you can’t get your hands on the real deal: TED CRUZ Most likely to have to explain…
Author: Ryan Wolin
Ryan Wolin
Comedy writer. Born in Chicago. Living in LA. I believe there are two kinds of people in this world: Those who've learned to fit their bio within the character count, and th