When we heard that Tubi was going to be the only place to watch the 2025 Super Bowl, I immediately said “that’s nuts, I’m in a movie on Tubi. This is the first and potentially last time the super bowl will air on a platform I’m also on. Unless I get back and shape and make a run at joining the Eagles, like Mark Wahlberg in Invincible. I was all district in high school and had a scholarship offer to a D3 Christian school. Maybe if I started doing crunches tomorrow, but this time next year I could be a…
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If your school takes the SAT exam instead of the ACT, disregard this article and instead watch the 2004 teen heist thriller The Perfect Score, starring a young Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans, long before they would share a spicy kiss in Captain America: The Winter Soldier. I’ll post a link to watch the movie on Paramount Plus below: https://www.paramountplus.com/movies/video/FTIDkridAXYWGohpmi7CyQcLOXh_VW6_/?searchReferral=desktop-web&source=google-organic&ftag=PPM-23-10bfh8c Ah hell, here’s a link to Captain America: The Winter Soldier too: https://www.disneyplus.com/movies/captain-america-the-winter-soldier/TVme5whcowSy?distributionPartner=google Now, onto our ACT answers. Look, I get it, our humor site isn’t exactly cool to high schoolers. They only use the internet for stuff like Roblox…
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In 2018, Burger King had a limited time Burger that was dyed black and scientifically designed to cause literal nightmares. The actual press release from this promotion is pasted below: In partnership with the Paramount Trials and Florida Sleep & Neuro Diagnostic Services, Inc. and Goldforest Inc., the Burger King® brand conducted a scientific study over 10 nights with 100 participants (or should we say victims?) who ate the Nightmare King before they went to bed. By tracking various signals from the sleeping subjects including their heart rate, brain activity and breath, a group of doctors and scientists identified whether the individuals…
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The Mascots Are All Actual Animals Instead Of Costumes They will still be on the field and in the stands having a good time. The Detroit Tigers ticket sales are at an all-time low. It is unclear if it is because of the new mascot rule or because they are the Detroit Tigers. Every Nut Scratch Is In Memoriam This Year Tommy Nutscratch, the pitcher for the 1936 Newark Peppers who originated the move, passed away this year after a long battle with testicular cancer. Every team has agreed all nut scratches this season are in his honor. Getting Hit…