Author: Rick Brown

You, sir, are not very skilled. Unless you were trying to assist the other team, in which case, may I be the first to congratulate you. Your performance has been compared to that of fecal matter. I am fairly certain that my maternal grandmother is capable of performing in a manner that would exceed the ability you have displayed here this evening. And, I feel compelled to tell you, she has been deceased for several years. It would appear that accuracy was not something you considered worthy of your attention during your formative years. Excuse me, Mr. Adjudicator, I hesitate…