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Author: Paul Hernandez
Paul Hernandez
Paul Hernandez is a comedy writer who deleted his original Twitter account only to return years later to find satire is hard when people actually do the things that were once derided. He's procreated more than a few times, paid off an SUV, and absolutely crushes it watching Jeopardy Teen Tournament. So you could say he's reached self-actualization more than a few times. Take that, Maslow!