Author: Mike Calahan

Mike Calahan is a writer living in California’s Bay Area. He is neither famous nor infamous nor even Famous Amos. However, he is content writing in any form, including short stories, humor columns, articles, jailhouse confessions, grocery lists of expired food items, and personal manifestos.

I. Call to Order In addition to the board, also in attendance were biologists Dr. Sergei Chernekov and Dr. Kim Sung-gi, as well as an assistant named Gary that carried the disembodied head of Mr. Disney on a silver tray connected by electrodes and tubes conveying necessary life-giving fluids. After several gasps of horror as the head was reanimated, Mr. Iger called the meeting to order at midnight when the powers of darkness were at their peak. II. Approval of Minutes From Meeting Held Five Years Earlier The minutes were approved with most board members voting “Ay” and one approving…

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