Hello fellow inmates, maniacs, and “journalists” of Arkham Asylum! You’re receiving this because you expressed interest in an events calendar for our current home, Gotham’s one and only psychiatric hospital/supervillain prison. You’re probably incarcerated here because Batman caught you committing a crime. That guy is just everywhere, isn’t he?Anyway, below is the monthly events calendar for January from yours truly, Calendar Man, which is my real supervillain name, so please stop asking. January 2nd: Scavenger Hunt with the Riddler Come one, come all to the cafeteria, where the Riddler has set up an elaborate and exhausting scavenger hunt that will…
Author: Max Kerwien
Max Kerwien
Max Kerwien is a comedian, poet, and former notary public. You may have seen his work in Defenestration Magazine or read his book. His whereabouts are currently unknown, and he was specifically told to stop telling people that because he lives in Los Angeles.