Announcer 1: Hey there Sports fans, welcome back to another episode of Recap Rampage. I’m Clyde Swashbuckle Announcer 2: and I’m Dan Legran Swashbuckle: on America’s favorite sports channel: ESPN. Manly jingle plays Legran: This was a beautiful weekend for college football fans, as the Billingsley Gophers took on the Wisconsin State Waterdogs in the Tiny 10 Conference finals. It was the first time that these rival programs faced off since the 2002 championship when a flash mob of lubed-up streakers stormed the field and started humping the goalposts. With bragging rights and silicon-based fun on the line, each team…
Author: Jake Linden
Jake Linden
Jake is a writer and Gen Z scoundrel from Westchester, New York. He graduated from Washington University in St. Louis in December of 2022, and now spends his time bartending and worrying about his future. He has written poetry, short stories, translations from Spanish, and is currently working on a longer piece of fiction. This is his first publication. Twitter: @LaundryKaZoom