Author: Fragnance Conchord

I am a daytime scientist who pursues comedy as a side-gig under a pseudonym. I am currently working on the 'Holy Bible!' project in my level 4 The Onion Writing Classes at Second City.

One of the best ways to feel inspired and self-reflect is staring whimsically out your window with a sense of wonder, and here are the five times you could almost see the Willis Tower while doing so! 1) When you had just moved to a new city to pursue your dream Leaving all your friends and family behind is not easy. You sat by your first floor apartment’s window with a hot cup of tea and sighed heavily, feeling a little anxious and a little excited for this new phase of your life. And suddenly out of the corner of your…

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Brace yourself for a story that could lead to the sweeping overthrow of the patriarchy! Being a successful professional woman is no walk in the park. This local 26-year old, Mary Karpow, had already seen her female superiors getting paid less compared to their male counterparts, passed up for promotions and so on and so forth. So late last week, when her boss made a pass at her, she decided to take a stand for all womankind and magically transported herself to the land of space elves. You go girl! Sure, she could have gone to human resources and explained…

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