Did your boyfriend or girlfriend recently break up with you? Did your ex wrongly say showing up unannounced at one in the morning in nothing but a bathrobe at their parent’s house was “clingy?” Do you believe that society’s idea of “healthy relationships” is boring and lacks passion? I, Professor Cupid, certified dating coach, will give you the step-by-step process to simply subtweet that special someone back into your life. Step One Ensure that they can see your tweets. If they have blocked you, then simply hire a hacker to log into their profile and unblock you. In order to…
Author: Danny Dalah
Danny Dalah
Danny Dalah is a writer and comedian who has performed at various comedy clubs such as The Comedy Store, The Ice House, and The Ha Ha Cafe. He has also been published on comedy sites such as Points in Case. For more of his work, visit https://www.dannydalah.com/.