Author: Andrew Knott and Jared Bilski

Andrew Knott: Dad. Husband. Writing. Check out my book 'Fatherhood' on sale now. Jared Bilski is a new dad, a writer, a comic, and someone who witnessed an armed robbery when he was 11. Follow him on Twitter at @JaredBilski.

What I love about this prospect is he can switch the pick-and-roll and guard positions one through five. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. OH MY GOD! I have five fingers! That’s such a relief. That’s how many I’m supposed to have, right? Not that there is any right or wrong when it comes to fingers. Fingers are fingers are fingers. Whoa, that guy jumps like a kangaroo. He’s so bouncy. Wait, is he a kangaroo? I have so many questions. Like, what if he puts the ball in his pouch and just hops around with it. Is that traveling? And…

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