Kanye West is Definitely Going to Be the Next Marty McFly
Oct14

Kanye West is Definitely Going to Be the Next Marty McFly

As the age-old belief goes, if you slob on the right knobs hard enough, anything is possible. This is especially true in Hollywood. Kanye West certainly knows this truth, evidenced by his recent tweet effusively praising director Robert Zemeckis for his recent filmĀ The Walk: Now why is West so blatantly trying to get a rise out of Zemeckis’ penis? It could be that he simply loves the man’s filmography, which is vast and...

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This is an Article About Kim Kardashian
Jun25

This is an Article About Kim Kardashian

Hey! Thanks for checking out this article about Kim Kardashian. It’s a very good and in-depth article about Kim Kardashian. It has many exciting facts and the latest updates about her life, which, through our extensive research, we have found you crave with a ferocious, unrelenting desire. As the beacon of journalism, TIME.com has proven that it is important to write very good articles about Kim Kardashian. So, with that in...

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Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume I: Kanye West Will Make You Eat Turds
Feb25

Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume I: Kanye West Will Make You Eat Turds

Kanye West is possibly the most polarizing entertainer out there through a series of increasingly bizarre life decisions and declarations on Twitter. But there’s no taking away his often unmatched lyricism. Take, for instance, two lines of his part in DJ Khaled’s “Go Hard (Remix)”: “When I came up, ya’ll gave me shit / Now I’m gonna make ya’ll eat them turds.” This is tremendous...

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