As a Mother and Charmin Bear, I’m Resisting the Country Bears’ Agenda of Hate
Sep27

As a Mother and Charmin Bear, I’m Resisting the Country Bears’ Agenda of Hate

I never considered myself a political animal. My philosophy has always been “all carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae are created equal.” Is that a political statement? To me, that’s just how I was raised. But ever since the election…ugh. Don’t get me started. I still refuse to call Henry the Country Bear “President.” Puhleeze – a third-rate animatronic Magic Kingdom Jamboree host? It kills me that Mama Berenstain Bear...

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Wacky Packages, Garbage Pail Kids or Actual Tweets From Donald Trump and Mike Huckabee?
Jun28

Wacky Packages, Garbage Pail Kids or Actual Tweets From Donald Trump and Mike Huckabee?

1. Nooseweek Magazine 2. Cryin’ Chuck 3. The Washington Compost 4. Heavin’ Steven 5. Pimple Magazine 6. Commie Cleanser 7. Lyin’ Ted 8. Fryin’ Brian 9. Slime Magazine 10. Dr. Pooper 11. Fakebook 12. Barfin’ Marvin 13. Messquire Magazine 14. The New York Slimes 15. Low Energy Jeb 16. Planned Barrenhood 17. Kook-Aid   Wacky Packages (1, 5, 6, 10, 13, 17) Garbage Pail Kids (4, 8, 12) Trump (2, 7, 15) Huckabee (3, 9, 11,...

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