Time Travel Agency Issues Travel Warning for the Year 2017
Sep13

Time Travel Agency Issues Travel Warning for the Year 2017

Due to the serious and mounting risk posed to time travelers, the Time Travel Advisory Board has now restricted travel to the year 2017. Persons who wish to travel to the year 2017 will need special permission from the TTAB from this date forward. The year presents special challenges for time travelers and with the growing number of time travelers visiting 2017 to witness some of the most bewildering moments in recorded human history...

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The North American Field Guide to Spotting the Elusive Mike Pence
Jun06

The North American Field Guide to Spotting the Elusive Mike Pence

Hello avid, politically-savvy naturalists! We’ve been receiving lots of requests for how to spot the increasingly rare Mike Pence. The “Pencer” is an erratic, barely evolved creature to be sure and if you haven’t seen it, well, you’re not alone. While there was once a time you could easily spot one, currently, you’re going to have to be a lot more persistent. To help familiarize you with this creature, please read this short...

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Dad Alleges Hit Sci-Fi Movie Script Ripped Off His High School Mixtape
Jun01

Dad Alleges Hit Sci-Fi Movie Script Ripped Off His High School Mixtape

LOS ANGELES – The movie studio responsible for a recent box office smash is being sued by Southern California-based dad Duane Chitwood, who alleges that the film’s script is actually based on one of his many legendary, late-70s mixtapes. The lawsuit filed by Chitwood claims that key elements strongly resemble a mixtape he made for a Janet Weston while in eleventh grade at Glendale High. Chitwood knows that Janet lost the mixtape...

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The Top 9 New Side Hustles for 2017
Apr23

The Top 9 New Side Hustles for 2017

Water Safety Specialist: This exciting side hustle will have you single-handedly rebuilding a city’s crumbling water infrastructure so your tap water doesn’t kill anyone in the house. Set your own hours and earn a steady stream of drinkable water. Advertising Watchdog: If you love spending time on Breitbart, mingling with reprehensible, opinion-based reporting and shaking with rage, you’ll dig this gig. You’ll take screenshots of...

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