How You Found Robot Butt: October 2015 Edition
Nov10

How You Found Robot Butt: October 2015 Edition

“No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure to acquire.” – L. Frank Baum, The Lost Princess of Oz With that in mind, here is an unedited list of search terms used to find Robot Butt in October: how to make your pumpkin look like a butt hole real pictures of the devil in hell can i get in trouble if carry a machete on halloween a dog driving a car photos...

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How You Found Robot Butt: March 2015 Edition
Mar31

How You Found Robot Butt: March 2015 Edition

As always, the keywords used to find Robot Butt are an eclectic bunch. Ranging from many people looking to sell their souls to the devil to those with depraved sexual fantasies involving Slinky Dog’s butt, we pride ourselves on having such a diverse audience of degenerates. After digging through our site analytics, here are the highlights of search terms for March: how do i sell my soul to the illuminati and become rich butt...

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Show Your Appreciation for Butts With This Spotify Playlist
Jan20

Show Your Appreciation for Butts With This Spotify Playlist

There is, allegedly, some obscure thing called “National Ass Day” that takes place every October 17, but that’s really only something created by Twitter and is therefore not an actual nationally recognized holiday. Plus, we don’t feel that butts should be relegated to just one day of recognition; every day is the perfect day to celebrate them. So to get you started on the proper path to butt appreciation, we...

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How You Found Robot Butt: October 2014 Edition
Oct15

How You Found Robot Butt: October 2014 Edition

Last month, we told you that we seem to have a growing contingent of penis torture enthusiasts who are reading the site. Well…that hasn’t changed. For October, “penis torture” remained one of our top search terms, as the traffic just continues to keep flowing in from those looking for some pretty sick stuff. And though maybe initially disappointed, they’re sticking around to read some other stuff, which...

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How Many Butts Could You Lick in One Day?
Mar13

How Many Butts Could You Lick in One Day?

At Robot Butt, we have a constant, unrelenting thirst for knowledge. Therefore, from time to time, we like to hold roundtable discussions that explore the depths of topics that have significant meaning to our lives and the world around us. Please, join us for this new roundtable as we discuss one of the oldest questions humanity has struggled with: How many butts could you lick in one day? Steve: This really isn’t such an easy...

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