President Obama Surprised With Exotic Dancer at 54th Birthday Party
Aug04

President Obama Surprised With Exotic Dancer at 54th Birthday Party

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Superman Cake Served at Cancer Patient’s 7th Birthday Party
Jun16

Superman Cake Served at Cancer Patient’s 7th Birthday Party

CLINTON, Ind. – Fatigued, sore and without much of an appetite from the chemotherapy, terminally ill Nicholas Becker celebrated his seventh birthday Tuesday at St. Thomas Children’s Hospital with a vanilla Superman cake. Working under the assumption that this would somehow empower their ailing son, Nicholas’ parents paid no attention to the comparison being made by their cake as they enthusiastically cheered and clapped...

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Godzilla Turned 60 Years Old. How He Celebrated Will Shock You.
Nov04

Godzilla Turned 60 Years Old. How He Celebrated Will Shock You.

Actually, no it won’t. Godzilla rose from the ocean and trampled all over Tokyo for a while, much to the terrified chagrin of the city’s residents. But then he defeated King Ghidorah by ripping off its wings and punting it into oblivion, so everything was deemed pretty square. After that, the King of the Monsters roared defiantly and slowly traipsed back to the sea, where he would rest until called upon to defend humanity...

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