Mr. T Overwhelmed by April Fools’ Day Pitying
Apr01

Mr. T Overwhelmed by April Fools’ Day Pitying

LOS ANGELES – Stating that this is the time of year he has come to dread the most, Mr. T has once again found himself “disgusted” by the sheer number of fools in need of pitying he’s encountered today. “On an average day I pity anywhere from eight to fifteen fools,” Mr. T said. “But on April 1st, my quota goes up significantly. In the last hour alone I’ve pitied 53 fools. I’ll probably pity over 400 fools before the day’s end. It’s...

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The Latest Issue of Fools Monthly Is on Newsstands Now!
Apr01

The Latest Issue of Fools Monthly Is on Newsstands Now!

  Masthead Editor-in-Chief Charles Waffle Canterbury Editorial Director Flatulence Henderson Publisher Baron von Fancypants Senior Editor Yancy Peepeewillow Copy Editor Fillup Mabrowneye Art Director B.F. Wellington Executive Assistant Nimrod Dung More jokes, at no extra...

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