Show Your Appreciation for Butts With This Spotify Playlist
Jan20

Show Your Appreciation for Butts With This Spotify Playlist

There is, allegedly, some obscure thing called “National Ass Day” that takes place every October 17, but that’s really only something created by Twitter and is therefore not an actual nationally recognized holiday. Plus, we don’t feel that butts should be relegated to just one day of recognition; every day is the perfect day to celebrate them. So to get you started on the proper path to butt appreciation, we...

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Link-Sharing Protocol, Version 6.0: ‘The Big Bang Theory’ is as Atrocious as Ever
Dec02

Link-Sharing Protocol, Version 6.0: ‘The Big Bang Theory’ is as Atrocious as Ever

The continued dominance of The Big Bang Theory remains a mystery for the most part. There are certainly plenty of viable theories as to how it stays such a massive success (its presence on CBS and constant exposure to old geezers who have no idea that other channels exist or are too lazy to change it to something else, the generally bad taste of American audiences, etc.), but they all still feel impossible when you actually attempt to...

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At What Point Did “Anaconda” Make Your Ears Bleed?
Nov11

At What Point Did “Anaconda” Make Your Ears Bleed?

After listening to the entirety of Taylor Swift’s 1989 on repeat for the past week (every single song is a powerhouse, by the way), it only further cements the fact that Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” is a colossal piece of shit. What a garbage song. This thing is an offensive assault to all of our senses and should be outlawed, especially since it has caused the ears of so many listeners to profusely bleed without...

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