‘Hannity’ Now Featuring Graphic of John Wayne Gacy Apparently
Nov14

‘Hannity’ Now Featuring Graphic of John Wayne Gacy Apparently

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‘There Can Be No Light Without the Darkness’ GOP Reminds Voters
Nov10

‘There Can Be No Light Without the Darkness’ GOP Reminds Voters

WASHINGTON – Responding to claims of pedophilia, corruption and sexual abuse among Republican lawmakers, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell took a moment today to remind voters that good can only exist as an opposite to evil. Explaining that several key figures in the Republican party have always known what goodness lies deep within the heart of man, McConnell went on to explain that Republicans have taken it upon themselves...

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NRA Announces Nation Just a Few Gun Purchases Away From Eradicating Violence
Nov06

NRA Announces Nation Just a Few Gun Purchases Away From Eradicating Violence

WASHINGTON – Confirming Congress’s long-held theories about the country, a startling new study released today by researchers at the National Rifle Association show that the U.S. is only “a few weapons purchases away” from eliminating gun violence nationwide. The 400-page study presents evidence that the nation would be a “veritable utopia” if not for the few remaining Americans, all mentioned by name, that “inexplicably...

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Netflix Unveils New ‘Skip to the End’ Button
Nov03

Netflix Unveils New ‘Skip to the End’ Button

LOS GATOS, Calif. – Looking to further cater to the growing number of users who “binge watch” TV shows, Netflix has announced a new feature which will allow viewers to skip straight to the end of the program they are watching. The new feature comes after Netflix has seen a mostly positive reaction to the “Skip Intro” feature, which allows viewers to easily skip over the opening credits of a show. Seeing this as further...

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Trump Assures Base Nation Will Be Wishing Trick-or-Treaters ‘Merry Christmas’ From Now On
Oct31
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Slenderman at Halloween Party Pretty Fat
Oct31

Slenderman at Halloween Party Pretty Fat

MILWAUKEE – Citing a barrage of photos and several eyewitness accounts, Facebook users were able to confirm today that a Slenderman at an area Halloween party was indeed fat. “After carefully examining the attendee, Brian Saxon, from several angles within photos made available to us, we can confidently rule out any deceptive lighting,” said social media user Keith Burgett. “And while the camera does add ten pounds, that simply...

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