8 Reasons Crayola Forced Dandelion Into Early Retirement
Apr06

8 Reasons Crayola Forced Dandelion Into Early Retirement

1. Health concerns arose after Dandelion’s complexion was observed looking a bit sallow 2. Redundancy in Crayola’s yellow workforce 3. Contract negotiations fell apart when Dandelion demanded a place in the elite 8-color box 4. Middling performance reviews as no kid likes coloring with a vaguely depressing shade of mustard yellow 5. Reduction in the crayon labor force due to outsourcing to markers and colored pencils...

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12 Decorating Tips for a Warm and Welcoming Paramilitary Bunker
Jan26

12 Decorating Tips for a Warm and Welcoming Paramilitary Bunker

1. Sort your canned goods by size and color to create visual interest. 2. Store your ammunition in decorative boxes. Materials like distressed wood and hammered metal are so apocalypse-chic. 3. Hang your mylar space blankets on the wall. Not only will you save valuable storage space for kerosene cans, but the reflective surfaces will make your 12’ x 15’ windowless room feel bigger. 4. Don’t forget about outdoor spaces! Spice up your...

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