9 Songs You Never Realized Were About Cats

Kitty Cat

1. “Careless Whisper” – George Michael

Whoa! Bet you never thought George Michael would dance with cats!



2. “Hey Jude” – The Beatles

Paul really loved his childhood cat, huh?

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3. “Gangster’s Paradise” – Coolio




4. “…And Justice For All” – Metallica

Didn’t know this one was about cats? That’s ’cause you’re stupid!



5. “Night On Bald Mountain” – Modest Mussorgsky

Shut the fuck up! For real?!



6. “Who Let The Dogs Out?” – Baha Men

No, really, stop. I can’t do this anymore. I…I thought my journalism degree would get me further than this.



7. “I Wanna Sex You Up” – Color Me Badd

Life just keeps shoving more cocks down my throat.



8. “Happy Birthday To You” – [Public Domain]

This isn’t even writing. My life is a lie.



9. “Fuck Her Gently” – Tenacious D

I don’t even care anymore. You can all go fuck yourselves. I’m out to do some soul-searching, bitches.

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