Tabby Marrowand
Nov30

Tabby Marrowand

Catch up on the Tommy and I series.     More jokes, at no extra...

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Who Are Adele’s Fans?
Nov28

Who Are Adele’s Fans?

With the release of her long-awaited new album 25, Adele is once again all the rage. And in a recent Wall Street Journal article, it was reported that a Nielsen analysis found the majority (62%) of Adele’s fans to be soccer-playing, light beer-drinking moms between the ages of 25 and 44. But who makes up the rest of Adele’s rabid fan base? We did some research of our own to find out, collecting it in the infographic below....

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Federal Government Releases Strategic Kohl’s Cash Reserves
Nov27

Federal Government Releases Strategic Kohl’s Cash Reserves

WASHINGTON – In a move being decried by most economists, the Federal Reserve Bank released more than $2 trillion in strategic Kohl’s Cash reserves today to free up resources for those trying to get by this holiday season. Would-be business owner Jessica Massy doesn’t understand the backlash. “I was able to trade in the Kohl’s Cash I had saved over the years for the keys to an old liquor store down the...

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God Admits Turkeys Never Had a Chance
Nov26

God Admits Turkeys Never Had a Chance

HEAVEN – Saying he feels “pretty torn up about the whole thing,” God admitted today that Thanksgiving “bums him out” each year due to his part in the holiday’s mass slaughtering of turkeys. “Look, I know it’s a festival of togetherness,” God said. “And of course there’s going to be a feast, but 46 million killed a year for one day – and that’s just in the United States – I…I can’t just wash my hands of...

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Single Man Totally Fine Celebrating Thanksgiving Alone
Nov26

Single Man Totally Fine Celebrating Thanksgiving Alone

SEATTLE – With no meaningful connections in town and lacking travel arrangements to fly home, 31-year-old Sean Karper has decided to spend Thanksgiving alone in his one-bedroom apartment this year, and he is 100 percent okay with that. “It really worked out for the best,” Karper said after a deep sigh. “Andrea breaking up with me means I don’t have to spend the day listening to her parents argue about...

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