Fuzz is Back to Shred Your Face Off With ‘II’
Oct31

Fuzz is Back to Shred Your Face Off With ‘II’

Ever stand too close to the speakers at a sold-out club show? You get that feeling that something isn’t quite right – the vibrations ripping through your body like neutrinos on their way through yet another planet, stopping for nothing. Some people shy away from it, but if you’re like me, that’s sort of the feeling you’re going for whenever you’re listening to any kind of music. I’ve always thought of Black Sabbath as the kings...

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Real-Life Frankenstein Monster Afraid of Fire
Oct29

Real-Life Frankenstein Monster Afraid of Fire

COLUMBUS, Ohio – Admitting he’s been teased about it all his life, local man Scott Huffman is a regular Frankenstein’s monster when it comes to his irrational fear of fire. “I know it’s something I should get over and just grow out of like everyone else,” Huffman said. “But there’s something about the thought of being engulfed in flames that just gives me the heebie-jeebies.” Friends have repeatedly tried to make Huffman face...

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16 Predictions for the 2015-16 NBA Season
Oct28

16 Predictions for the 2015-16 NBA Season

The NBA has finally returned, and all of your favorite stars – from Donatas Motiejunas and Hollis Thompson to Gary Harris and Dewayne Dedmon – are back for another great season! Part of the exhilarating fun of following sports is making predictions at the start of a season and looking back on what you got right and wrong. We’ve already done this with the current NFL season (most of our predictions have already come...

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Microwave Likes to Be Opened a Little Early
Oct27

Microwave Likes to Be Opened a Little Early

CHICAGO – Whether it’s popping up some popcorn or warming leftovers, a small kitchen microwave says it loves to be opened a few seconds before its timer goes off. “I guess I just like the attention,” the microwave said. “But it’s nice to know that someone cares enough to keep track of what I’m up to. It gives me a nice warm feeling inside every time.” The microwave also added that it...

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3 Tips for Making Better Found-Footage Movies
Oct26

3 Tips for Making Better Found-Footage Movies

I’m a big fan of found-footage horror movies, which should come as no surprise. And I get that there are a lot of people who consider them largely garbage. There’s a lot a validity to the criticisms that get lobbied against found-footage films, but that doesn’t stop me from enjoying them. Really, it’s an offshoot of my love of the horror genre as a whole. Bad horror movies are still a lot of fun to watch. You can’t say the same about,...

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