6’5”, 2,507-year-old heir to the throne of Zagdor seeks a corn-fed, normal-looking woman, preferably from the Midwestern United States. Perhaps…
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Ben and I went to a college where the professors, students, banisters, and water fountains were all queer, trans, and…
So the thing is, I’m cleaning up around here right now because I think it’s always good to try and…
1. Hello hot boyfriend! Please reply to this text in a timely manner so I don’t activate my old abandonment…
“My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion Near, far, wherever you are (or aren’t) I believe that the heart…
So you’ve been on a few dates. So you carry the conversation most of the time. So he claims “liking…
1. You text him asking if he wants to grab brunch on Saturday. He: a. Doesn’t reply for six hours;…
1. You call your mom to fill her in on your hard day at work. She: First asks you what…
As a devoted husband, people are always wondering how I’ve managed to stay in a loving marriage for the past…
There’s nothing wrong with a little flatulence. In fact, flatulence is healthy. But what about when you flatulate out of…