“He was afraid and said, ‘How awesome is this place! This is none other than the house of God; this…
WASHINGTON, DC – An out-of-state driver was sentenced to 30 seconds of punitive honking by fellow motorists this morning following a…
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EMERYVILLE, Calif. – As Toy Story 4 continues its march to production, Pixar announced Tuesday that it already had plans for…
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As the leading sources for the production of both current and future Buttholes of America, college fraternities should not be held to…
They say God works in mysterious ways, that we never know exactly how he’ll make Himself known to us. But…
MARS – Wanting “nothing to do with this shit,” the Mars rover Curiosity refused to report the discovery of an…