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      Movie Goers Excited to Sleep Through New Avatar Film

      March 2, 2026

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      February 24, 2026

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      January 20, 2026

      Gilligan’s Island Press Conference: The Skipper Tilts at Windmills

      January 17, 2026

      COUNTRY SONG TITLES FOR DOGS

      February 18, 2026

      RE: My Upcoming Concert at Your Starbucks. 

      September 6, 2025

      After Drummer Porn Arrest, New Pornographers Look for Less Controversial Band Name 

      May 21, 2025

      DISCUSSION THREAD: Idris Elba’s Music

      May 16, 2025

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      March 2, 2026

      John Hamm to Play Every Role in New Film, Even Inanimate Objects

      February 24, 2026

      COUNTRY SONG TITLES FOR DOGS

      February 18, 2026

      Just A Quick Anecdote About Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 And Frank Millar’s Graphic Novel 300

      January 29, 2026
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      A Cartoon About Alarm Clocks

      February 4, 2026

      Happy Holidays! Here’s A Cartoon About Christmas Trees

      December 25, 2025

      The Riddles Of Dragon Hollow: An Ultra-Short Pulp Fantasy Parody

      September 20, 2025

      Tis Time For More Advice From The Advice Imp!

      September 10, 2025

      Coffee Comrades

      February 26, 2026

      THE THREE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

      January 23, 2026

      Beckett versus Beckett

      October 4, 2025

      I Am a Business Person, and so are you

      September 27, 2025
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      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit

      April 30, 2025

      Oedipus’ Lament

      April 18, 2025

      10 Relevant Events in History that were Originated by a Joke

      February 20, 2025

      Valentine’s Day Musings From a Drunken William Shakespeare 

      February 13, 2025
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      Peanut Butter is Coming Back to School!

      March 6, 2026

      Scientists Discover Trending Chimpanzee Fashion Statement: Sticking Grass In Their Ears And Backsides

      February 27, 2026

      Report: 80% Of People Looking At Their Phones On The Train Are Watching Porn 

      January 25, 2026

      Eat More Maggots And Unleash Your Inner Neanderthal

      January 22, 2026

      Thank You AI!

      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

      May 4, 2025

      The Term ‘Gooning’ Has Ruined The Job Market For Henchmen

      April 8, 2025

      A Warning Guide for Limerent Newbies

      March 7, 2026

      Peanut Butter is Coming Back to School!

      March 6, 2026

      Dear Neighbor, I Assume The Hammering Coming From Next Door Is You Building Your Own Coffin Because I Plan To Kill You In The Night

      March 3, 2026

      An American’s Pocket Guide To British English

      March 1, 2026
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      July 28, 2024

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      January 15, 2024

      These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball Antics

      June 17, 2022

      Hey, Uh, Did This Canva Template Just Invent A New Sports League?

      February 7, 2026

      NFL Team Eliminated? Clueless about Football? Find a Favorite: A Pre-Super Bowl Connection Guide For Choosing YOUR Bandwagon 

      January 22, 2026

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      September 30, 2025

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      February 9, 2025

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      February 21, 2026

      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026

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      BREAKING: Your Oven Clock Has The Time Wrong

      March 8, 2026

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      February 17, 2026

      Seconds Before Competing At The Highest Level, Entire World Comes Together To Boo J.D. Vance

      February 6, 2026

      HEARTBREAKING: Middle Schooler With Mad Libs Book Out Of Bad Words

      January 26, 2026

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      January 3, 2023

      This Internship is Already Teaching Me So Much

      July 17, 2015

      Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Is Closed Today! RIP Gene! Our Open Mic Night Is Still This Wednesday, March 4th!

      March 2, 2026

      Chicago Friends, We Have A New Show Called “Open Mic Night At A Bowling Alley” Coming To The Annoyance Theater Wednesdays In March!

      February 22, 2026

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      October 30, 2025

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026

      BREAKING: Your Oven Clock Has The Time Wrong

      March 8, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Is Closed Today! RIP Gene! Our Open Mic Night Is Still This Wednesday, March 4th!

      March 2, 2026

      Chicago Friends, We Have A New Show Called “Open Mic Night At A Bowling Alley” Coming To The Annoyance Theater Wednesdays In March!

      February 22, 2026
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      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

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      March 9, 2026

      BREAKING: Your Oven Clock Has The Time Wrong

      March 8, 2026

      Canada, Mexico, and European Union Eagerly Build Trump’s Wall

      March 8, 2026

      A Warning Guide for Limerent Newbies

      March 7, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026

      BREAKING: Your Oven Clock Has The Time Wrong

      March 8, 2026

      Canada, Mexico, and European Union Eagerly Build Trump’s Wall

      March 8, 2026

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      March 7, 2026

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      March 9, 2026

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      March 8, 2026

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    The Top Ten Spring Break Destinations for Deadbeat Dads

    By Andy SpainApril 25, 2019

    1. Home Avoid the crowded beaches like Myrtle and Panama City – you don’t want to blend in, you want…

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    The Undeniable Proof That the Avengers Colluded With Thanos

    By SteveApril 24, 2019

    At the end of Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos wiped out half the universe with a simple snap of his fingers.…

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    The Russo Brothers’ Letter to Fans Urging Them Not to Spoil ‘Avengers: Endgame’

    By Devin McKayApril 23, 2019

    To the greatest fans in the world, Next weekend is quite possibly the biggest moment of me and my…

    Entertainment

    The Industry Secret Behind the Laughter: How Jimmy Fallon Builds a Rapport With His Guests

    By Kaz RobinsonApril 22, 2019

    Ever watched The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and wondered how Jimmy is brought so easily to laughter? As if…

    Politics

    Pete 2020! Or Why I’m Waiting a Few Weeks to Learn How to Pronounce Buttigieg

    By Ryan MontantiApril 19, 2019

    To say that Pete Buttigieg, the 37-year-old openly gay mayor of South Bend, Indiana, is having a moment is a…

    Articles

    Escalating Situations in Which a Corona Gets Its Lime

    By Dennis ChenApril 18, 2019

    Every time it’s seventy-two and sunny, a Corona gets its lime. Every time work hours turn into happy hours, a…

    Breaking News

    Ringmaster Finally Addresses Elephant in Room

    By Robot Butt News Corp.April 17, 2019

    ELLENTON, Fla. – Audience members were finally dealt a bit of relief Monday afternoon as Ringling Bros. head ringmaster Patrick…

    Life

    Must-Have Friends for an American Expat Repatriating After a Year in Europe

    By Ezgi ÜstündağApril 16, 2019

    1. Friends who will notice and comment on your use of “repatriating” rather than the less worldly “coming home.” 2.…

    Entertainment

    The First Draft of the Infamous ‘Saved By The Bell’ Caffeine Pill Episode

    By Jared BilskiApril 15, 2019

    In his recent memoir, Saved By The Bell producer Peter Engel admitted that “Jessie’s Song,” an episode that was widely…

    Comics

    The Marvel Cinematic Universe Is Getting Bigger – and Weirder

    By Paul Lander and Dan McConnellApril 12, 2019

     

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