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And when the last Dave falls, who will man the barbecue? A shepherd named Dave slew Goliath and became King…
“What the hell?” exclaimed veteran feces biologist, Paul Ransid, when he was told straight up by a Robot Butt reporter…
In a massive win for science, we gave 10-year-old Timmy Buckets a non-alcoholic beer and the keys to a 2007…
“The probability of one chimp constructing a random sentence (from Shakespeare) comes in at one in 10 million billion billion,…
Contamination in a facility that manufactures baseball bats has led to some unusual medical side affects among Major League bat…
Attention: Physical Review Letters Editor Dear Editor, We are submitting our manuscript entitled “For Efficient Use of Daily Time: more…
For July 26, 2024 Capricorn — you’re the G.O.A.T, Capricorn, and by that we mean Growing Old And Tired. Aim…
Hey. It’s me. The wombat whose perfect, square-shaped turds you heard about. Maybe you first saw me on the Discovery…