Dear American voter (and Kid Rock fan!), I come to you today with some news sweeter than the guitars on…
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You guys, when I’m off to mandatory work duty to help build a statue of Great Leader, I can get…
Let me be clear: sleep had hobbled this great nation for too long. We know that when individuals are asleep…
1. A Brand-New Name: In fulfilling his campaign pledge to rename our country the Republic of Bawitdaba, President Rock held a…
In his five terms in office, Donald Trump came close to overhauling the country’s education system. He definitely left his mark…
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Pop star Taylor Swift has recently begun to throw out her political opinions, but I had no idea she would…
I know this is the feeling-out period between voters and all six hundred of the 2020 Democratic contenders, but Pete…
On August 13, 2019, acting director of US Citizenship and Immigration Services Ken Cuccinelli released a portion of his updated…
When I was boy, I read Crime And Punishment and Brothers Karamazov and dreamed I could be next Dostoevsky. I…