On January 3rd, President Trump unilaterally ordered the killing of Qassem Soleimani, a high-ranking Iranian general who commanded the Quds…
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It’s another proud day in America. The sun is shining on us all a little brighter, birds are singing and…
Ho, ho, ho, everyone! It’s Christmastime and Santa is bringing us all a brand-new primary debate because we have all…
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Hey there, Internet. I see you guys are all having a lot of fun at my expense. I see what…
Hello America! It’s time for another round of our new favorite pastime: Democratic primary debates! We are still well into…
Dearest Paul, the Love of My Life, It is my deep regret to tell you that I will not be…
Let’s face it, folks. In these fraught times, now, more than ever, we need to embrace a system of universal…
Do I have a minute to fight climate today? Fine, I’ll take out one of my AirPods. But you should…
Mitch McConnell vowing to never allow a vote on any gun legislation while simultaneously shitting his lunch soup into an…