So, you want to start a war. Congratulations on your big decision! Unfortunately, war takes manpower and the overwhelming majority…
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Every year, approximately 73 trillion sperm lose their lives to irresponsible ejaculations across the United States. This growing trend has…
[Editor’s Note: The following is an excerpt from an interview conducted by the Select Committee to Investigate the Destruction of…
Honey Bear, my love. Take a seat on one of the tree stumps over here. Me and the cubs wanted…
It happened again. Another school shooting. Another gun massacre. And I, for one, am fed up. I don’t know why…
It feels like every day brings a new, unimaginably huge disaster – some new variant in this endless pandemic, a…
While attending this event, please remember that you are a distinguished member of a high-profile political party that is ostensibly…
A few weeks back, I did my typical morning routine. Woke up, poured myself a black coffee from a pot…
MOSCOW – President Vladimir V. Putin released a statement declaring the sole purpose of his nation’s “helpful engagement” in Ukraine…
“The whole country needs to go on a weekend retreat to discover who we are and the bonds that unite…