Dear Mr Kennedy, There is no time for formal introductions for there is great evil at work. You must come…
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A collection of accounts from America’s second civil war. In November of 2026, the United States engaged in its second…
The recent MAGA executive order limiting the number of dolls for each child has prompted famous children from America’s past…
From the Leaked Transcripts of the Presidential “The Foreign Emoluments “Let’s See What We Can Get Away With” Subcommittee of…
We all mourn the passing of Pope Francis. Okay, that’s enough. Now it’s time to gamble. According to Vatican oddsmakers, these are…
Our revered POTUS trumpets, “I want a baby boom.” Relax, Melania, already father of all real Americans, he was talking…
We enter a television station in upstate New York. Reporter Christine Fabares takes center stage. Cameras buzz around her as…
MORE GRIM TODAY THAN DIRE GERMANIC ORIGINALS TRUMPLESTILSKIN: Desperate to win favor, a sycophant convinces the King that his daughter…
Turns out I was just drafting a press release with better punctuation. A few days ago, I sat down to…
Congratulations, citizens of America! You’ve just unboxed the all-new Democracy Lite™, the nation’s most streamlined, ahistorical, user-friendly approach to civic…