Our revered POTUS trumpets, “I want a baby boom.” Relax, Melania, already father of all real Americans, he was talking…
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We enter a television station in upstate New York. Reporter Christine Fabares takes center stage. Cameras buzz around her as…
MORE GRIM TODAY THAN DIRE GERMANIC ORIGINALS TRUMPLESTILSKIN: Desperate to win favor, a sycophant convinces the King that his daughter…
Turns out I was just drafting a press release with better punctuation. A few days ago, I sat down to…
Congratulations, citizens of America! You’ve just unboxed the all-new Democracy Lite™, the nation’s most streamlined, ahistorical, user-friendly approach to civic…
Bond: So, the Americans have wet the bed again. M: I’m afraid so, 007. They’re calling it “SignalGate.” Bond: If…
Trump’s new DEI elimination policy brings with it a series of historical revisions we will now be accepting and treating…
We are the White House, or as we like to call it, the White House Ad Agency (WHAA?!), a coalition…
Ceasefire, shmeasefire. Diplomats sure have wasted a fuckton of time when a permanent solution to their nations’ ills is down…
The caveman president has come up with a series of very reasonable laws that all cave people must abide by.…