Hey you. Yeah you, you stupid fuck. You see any other mouth-breathing moron staring at his phone instead of the…
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Hi honey! After the Oscars I finally watched that movie you said you liked, Lady Bird. The one you said,…
Claire, get off your phone. Claire, get off your phone. Claire, get off your phone. Thanks. Anyway, we have to…
What’s for dinner tonight – disappointment and Cup Noodles again? We know you work 70 hours a week between at…
Hey Americans, Canadians, and Europeans! And any other Western culture thinking about making bugs a regular part of their diet…
KID: Alexa! Do you love me? ALEXA: I can not do that, but I can play some Lionel Richie songs…
New Year’s Eve party, right before midnight. Me: Why are you even here? Guy That I’m Into: I came here to…
“He wore cardigans. The good kind with the thick collars. That’s about it.” “He looked a lot like Zach Braff,…
I recently found myself looking for a bit of frightful fun. Typically, when I get in one of these “full…
The Seventh Sense We can all see dead people, but can they see us? Use what you know about the…