This year’s Met Gala theme was “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” so what did your outfit do to…
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To Whom It May Concern, I am Chris’ doctor. Per a thorough and totally real examination, Chris can’t make it…
1. Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes were invented by John Harvey Kellogg to discourage masturbation (seriously: Google it). Right after you’ve murdered…
Let me take you on a journey… to the Lego Store on Fifth Avenue. It’s the one near the newly…
Welcome back, you baking nuts! I know it’s been a while since my last post, but with the rolling blackouts,…
Bright and warm the sun now shines out of my ass, every single morning! You want to know why? I…
It is with heavy hearts, that Creg… sorry, Craig (sp?) and I announce that we are respectfully separating after our…
I don’t know what to tell you. You should’ve seen this coming. You were asking too much of me and…
Buttermilk: This doesn’t technically ever go bad right? Keep. Capers: What are they? No one knows. They give the condiment shelf…
A fulfilling hobby A sense of humor Emotional stability Bigfoot A winning lottery ticket Our dear Lord and Savior Jesus…