On a drunken dare, I ate seven Chalupa Supremes and drank seven hard seltzers. That night, as I prayed at…
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1. “His music is so good, though! I love the way he fantasizes about killing women and Satanism. It really…
My Dearest Diabetes, It’s been ten years we’ve spent together and in that seemingly immeasurable amount of time, my feelings…
Finding a gift dad will like is hard. Finding a gift he likes that doesn’t remind him that mom is…
So you’ve been on a few dates. So you carry the conversation most of the time. So he claims “liking…
Hello, my name is Jeron and I am a naked dumpster diver. I do it naked for agility, of course.…
Come on over here by the grill with the guys. It’s in man’s nature to stand over a fire and…
With the pandemic lingering and major technological advancement creating new normalized systems of communication not being the fad some of…
1. You text him asking if he wants to grab brunch on Saturday. He: a. Doesn’t reply for six hours;…
The milkshake was a mistake. You knew better than to indulge in that decadent treat. You knew your lactose-intolerant gut…