1. It Follows 2: My Corona The It Follows ghost has mutated to spread by air particles, and despite scientific proof that it is deadly, everyone continues to have parties without wearing protection! 2. The Great Pumpkin Squashes Again! Watch America get run into the ground by a giant tantrum-throwing pumpkin that kills you with frustration and loud, angry noises. 3. The Nightmare Before Halloween (AKA The Day the Christian Fundamentalists Stole Halloween) A Christian fundamentalist joined the Supreme Court, and now Halloween is ruined! 4. House of the Dead Representatives The legislative branch is now the vegetative branch as…
Author: Susan Sassi and Cassie Soliday
Susan Sassi and Cassie Soliday
Susan Sassi is a comedy writer, stand-up comedian, and professional Cathy impersonator living in Los Angeles. She is a completion placing TV writer and in the 2020 Women In Film Mentorship Program, Writer's Circle. But her proudest accomplishment is being the mother of two cats. https://www.susansassi.com | https://twitter.com/Sassers_. Cassie Soliday is a writer and cartoonist, currently working in the Animation industry. She loves road trips and the ocean, and especially road trips that lead to the ocean. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram @cassiesoliday.