The Oscars, a film awards show that distributes namesake trophies with naked but penis-less men on them, is fast approaching. The nominees are being nominated, the stage is ready to be staged, and even the host is preparing their hosting. But most importantly the American public is waiting for small, metal naked men to be distributed to their favorite motion pictures; it is important to note that movies can be referred to as motion pictures due to the mobile nature of many thousands of picture frames that create this video-like entity that we call a movie. As a precursor to…
Author: Su Ertekin-Taner
Su Ertekin-Taner
Su Ertekin-Taner is a creative writing major at Columbia University. Su loves everything arts: she sings, dances, acts, creatively writes, and has a killer Shakira impression. In her free time, Su contemplates her existence and writes short stories and satire, which is basically the same thing.