DORTHAN, AL — Those close to area teenager, Connor Lovett recently reported that the Westview High Senior and 3-time honor roll student was extremely distraught and downright shocked upon learning quite suddenly, that his Dad has been fucking his Mom. Lovett, current student body treasurer, and debate club president had confirmed to close sources, friends, and classmates on Tuesday that his Father, someone who Lovett has looked up to, modeled himself after, and who’s been his rock since he can remember, has been shacking up with his Mother “fairly regularly” for an “indeterminate amount of time,” one close source divulged.…
Author: Mark Shady
Mark Shady
Mark Shady is an award-winning film writer / producer with over 15 years of independent filmmaking experience. He has written and produced several independent films which have been available worldwide on streaming platforms such as Netflix, Amazon, Tubi, etc. and available on DVD throughout the US. He has worked as a video game producer for TimePlay Entertainment, where he spearheaded TimePlay Sports; an interactive sports trivia game which launched nationwide at Dave & Busters. He is also a regular contributor to satirical online publications such as Functionally Dead and Flexx Mag.
NORTH CAROLINA — According to a study by The Division of Child Development and Early Education, “vaping”, that is, the use of an electronic cigarette device that uses an atomizer and a container such as a cartridge or tank, which allows the user to inhale vapor, has recently been found highly effective in weaning very young children, aged 2 to 5, off of thumb-sucking completely. The report, released earlier this year, which contained experimental data including over 100 case studies showed that children, especially in their very younger years, had been totally broken of the habit by age 3 if…
CANOGA PARK –According to sources close to retired widower Ruth Snell – Farrell it was reported earlier this week that, unbeknownst to her immediate family, she is in possession of the earliest dick pic which currently resides in an envelope along with a letter sent to her from her deceased husband, WWI veteran, William Farrell Jr. The letter, dated January 18th, 1918, which Ruth has had among her most cherished belongings since the afternoon it was received, reportedly rests along a black-and-white photo of her husband’s semi-hard dick said to have been taken by a fellow private of his during…