Dear Mom and Dad, Despite your best efforts, your “birds and the bees” talk had woefully underprepared me for the event I saw unfold at the Magic Johnson theater this Saturday afternoon. I now regretfully inform you that I have had my sexual awakening to the movie musical Cats. Gyrating… the Jellicle Ball… James Corden. What do these three things have in common? Well, they are forces that I never in my thirteen years would have expected to conjoin into an unholy creation giving me that “funny down-there feeling.” What I thought was a “silly musical about cats” turned into…
Author: Eli Kaplan
Eli Kaplan
Eli Kaplan is a sophomore in college. He likes being a sophomore and going to college. Follow him on Twitter at @elika_plan.