Author: Diana Lu

Diana Lu is a writer, comedian, and scientist in Boston, Massachusetts. Her work has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Women in Comedy Festival Daily, and Plan A Magazine.

1. She uses body wash with plastic microbeads even though she knows how damaging they are to marine life. They’re the only way she can fully exfoliate and she is NOT SORRY! 2. She was into snail mucin before it was cool. Like, REALLY into it. Like, she still keeps a tub-sized ditch full of garden snails in her basement, in which she bathes herself two to three times a week. 3. None of the high-end beauty treatments, designer clothes, expensive jewelry, and medical jargon she’s accrued over the years has been able to fill the gaping void at the…

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