After literal years of intensive market testing, we are finally ready to enter the lucrative world of themed breakfast cereals marketed towards children (although we think you parents are going to love these too).
Fried Chicken Holes is the only cereal currently on the market that is at least 51% chunk white meat chicken. I know, we couldn’t believe it either. General Mills has been leaving money on the table for like, 50 years! Our food scientists have managed to take the fried chicken taste we all love and condense it down into every tiny crispy piece! They also ask that we make it extremely clear the chemicals involved could have a very dangerous reaction if introduced to calcium.