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    Lucas v. Lucas

    Hermester BarringtonBy Hermester BarringtonAugust 3, 2022Updated:August 4, 2022No Comments3 Mins Read
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    Law Offices of Smith, Johnson, and Brown
    13011 Avenue of the Stars
    Century City, CA

    91376

    CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND
    Pursuant to Title 17 of the United States Code

    Law Offices of Smith, Brown, and Jones
    13011 Avenue of the Stars
    Century City, CA

    91376

    Dear Mr. Smith, Mr. Brown, and Mr. Jones:


    It has come to the attention of our client, Mr. George Walton Lucas, Jr. (hereafter referred to as “the plaintiff”), that your client, Mr. George Walton Lucas, Jr. (hereafter referred to as “the defendant”), has infringed upon the copyright of the work of the plaintiff. Specifically, the defendant’s film American Graffiti (1974) contains work derivative of the plaintiff’s film Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999), and, as such, violates Title 17 of the United States Code, which grants monopoly protection for original works of authorship.


    We have found the unauthorized use of the plaintiff’s work being used on Netflix on Wednesday,
    June 8th, 2022.


    Specifically, the defendant’s film contains a drag race scene that is derived, without permission, from the pod racer scene in the plaintiff’s film. To clarify,

    • The tensions of each film as a whole are reduced to a single conflict, mediated through said races, between two characters: Sebulba and Anakin Skywalker in the plaintiff’s film, Bob Falfa and John Milner in the defendant’s.
    • Both race scenes feature vehicles which are illegally altered.
    • Both feature strange alien creatures such as Jabba the Hutt, a toad-like creature in the case of the plaintiff’s film, and the character nicknamed “Toad” in the case of the defendant’s unauthorized work.
    • Both race scenes conclude with a fiery crash.

    Furthermore, the events depicted in Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace predate those in American Graffiti, as evidenced by W. Haden Blackman’s graphic short story “Into the Great Unknown,” featured in Star Wars Tales #19 (published May 14, 2004, by Dark Horse Comics). In this story, Mr. Han Solo, fleeing the Galactic Empire, crash-lands on Earth and is killed by Native Americans. According to Mr. Blackman’s narrative, Dr. Indiana Jones discovers Mr. Solo’s body some one hundred and twenty-six years after Mr. Solo’s unfortunate demise. Since Dr. Jones was born in 1899 (per The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992-1993), produced by Amblin Television/Lucasfilm in association with Paramount Network Television), the date of Dr. Jones’ discovery places Mr. Solo’s arrival on Earth sometime in the eighteenth or nineteenth centuries. As such, events in the plaintiff’s film Phantom Menace predate those in the
    defendant’s unauthorized work American Graffiti.


    The strength of our potential lawsuit has been established by the Supreme Court’s decisions in
    these recent landmark cases:

    • Lucas v. Gordon
    • Lucas v. Riefenstahl
    • Lucas v. Kurosawa
    • Lucas v. Herbert
    • Lucas v. Lao Tzu
    • Lucas v. Campbell
    • Lucas v. Rohr
    • Lucas v. Lang
    • Lucas v. Jaggar

    We, therefore, demand that your client, the defendant, within 30 days of your receipt of this letter,
    cease and desist the use and distribution of the film American Graffiti. If your client fails to comply
    with this requirement, we will take any and all available legal remedies against your client, and
    will seek all available damages.

    Sincerely,
    James J. Smith
    Senior Attorney

    Hermester Lucas Star Wars
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    Hermester Barrington

    Dr. Hermester Barrington retired from almost fifty years of working as an archivist at the Law Offices of Conger, Sheepstrap, and Bootwarble in 1978, and has since spent over four decades traveling the round earth's imagined corners with his impossibly beautiful wife Fayaway in search of bats in flight, Pterodactyl excrement, and evidence of the huge invisible protozoans which live in the troposphere surrounding us. His ficciones have most recently appeared in Fate Magazine, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Mythaxis. His next project, undertaken with Fayaway, is the creation of Eggo flavored edible undies.

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