WASHINGTON – Tom Price, Secretary of the U.S. Health and Human Services Department, resigned today, claiming that he wished to take…
Month: September 2017
Finally watching that football show you like that you swear is “not about football” [eye roll emoji] Is Riggins the…
PHILADELPHIA – Amid the rising tensions between the world of sports and President Donald Trump, the Phillie Phanatic became the…
I never considered myself a political animal. My philosophy has always been “all carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae are…
One of the best ways to feel inspired and self-reflect is staring whimsically out your window with a sense of…
1. Today is the day your MoviePass card arrives. 2. The universe intended for your MoviePass card to be delivered tomorrow. 3. Or Friday.…
Them Fear is now a family, as Pennywise has returned from the grave and brought his blood-sucking, newly formed family…
LOS ANGELES – Expressing frustration that traffic had been stopped for over thirty minutes, commuters Wednesday morning reportedly surmised that the…