President-Elect Henry Potter Defends Cabinet Choices
Dec25

President-Elect Henry Potter Defends Cabinet Choices

President-elect Henry F. Potter’s Cabinet selection process has just begun and already his choices have drawn much criticism. Potter won a surprising victory in the election through a groundswell of populist support for his attacks on the “sentimental hogwash” and liberal policies of the outgoing administration – especially its support of subprime lenders like George Bailey, whom Potter blames for the Great Recession. Among...

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The 2016 Ending of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’
Dec17

The 2016 Ending of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’

Mr. Potter: I’m foreclosing on you, George. Nothing personal, except I hated your father and it gives me a nasty thrill to close you down. George Bailey: Please, Mr. Potter, just a little more time. I’ll raise the money somehow. Mr. Potter: No, deadline’s tonight at midnight. I might move it earlier if I feel like it. George: That’s not fair! You can’t move the deadline around. Mr. Potter: I never said that. Who said I did? They’re so...

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Crazed Man Runs Amok in Pottersville
Dec25

Crazed Man Runs Amok in Pottersville

POTTERSVILLE – To the horror of many concerned citizens, a deranged individual spouted bizarre claims, drunkenly accosted passersby, and incited violence during last night’s Pottersville Christmas Eve celebrations before escaping local law enforcement. The assailant, who witnesses described as “confused,” “belligerent,” and a “warped, frustrated young man” had been forcefully ejected from an area bar earlier in the evening and...

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