Do You Have What It Takes to Be Recruited By ISIS?
Oct07

Do You Have What It Takes to Be Recruited By ISIS?

Islamic State is in a bit of a pickle right now. You see, the honeymoon period is ending between the caliphate and much of its population, especially among the wide variety of skilled professionals. For one reason or another (though I’d venture to guess it’s the deplorable living conditions or the constant threat of an execution), people in vital professions are leaving ISIS in droves. But you know what that means –...

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“Daddy” Warbucks Found to Be “Daddy” War Profiteer
Jul22

“Daddy” Warbucks Found to Be “Daddy” War Profiteer

New York – Following months of allegations about his financial dealings in Iraq and Afghanistan, Oliver “Daddy” Warbucks has been found guilty of treason for war profiteering. Documents leaked by Edward Snowden initially implicated Warbucks, 52, in numerous “arms for oil” deals during the Iraq conflict. Further information uncovered by federal prosecutors showed Warbucks tipped off Al-Qaeda about several U.S....

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Horse Knows Iraq is “Lost Cause”
Jun15

Horse Knows Iraq is “Lost Cause”

Evansville, IN – In his weekly press conference at Strawberry Estates, Kit Kat the Horse reiterated his tough stance on the insurgency of radical Islamists in a reformed Iraq. “By telegraphing our exit from the country, President Obama put all of Iraq’s citizens at risk of something like this,” Kit Kat said while enjoying a sugar cube. Related articles VIDEO: ‘Iraq could face break-up’ –...

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