New City Pulse Headphones Promise to Muffle Cries of Homeless
Apr27

New City Pulse Headphones Promise to Muffle Cries of Homeless

Just imagine: You’re out in the park for a run. It’s a beautiful sunny day, a bird flies by, you’re finally hitting your stride…when suddenly you hear it: the fingernails-on-a-chalkboard sound of some gross homeless guy begging for your help. With the new City Pulse line of headphones by Sonicast, you’ll never need to worry about the distracting sounds of the urban destitute bothering you again. This latest offering from...

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Homeless Man Probably Just Napping
Nov06

Homeless Man Probably Just Napping

WASHINGTON – That homeless man is definitely just sleeping and not dead, locals confirmed to themselves Thursday evening as they stepped over him. Dozens of patrons of the Cleveland Park CVS reported spotting the totally alive man outside the store, dozing peacefully, wrapped in what is likely an ironically distressed afghan from World Market. “From the looks of it, he’s having an amazing life,” CVS assistant...

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